Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [441-460] of 593 America quotesAmerica QuotesAmerica Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes A Country can get more real joy out of just Hollering for their Freedom than they can if they get it.~ Will Rogers All one has to do to get one's stuff in the Congressional Record is to find a stenographer that can stay awake long enough to take it down. Then you mark in the 'Applause' and 'Laughter' parts yourself.~ Will Rogers America has a very unique record. We never lost a war or won a conference...~ Will Rogers Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.~ Will Rogers Farmers, get out your sense of humor! Congress meets to relieve you again next week.~ Will Rogers I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I have never yet met a man I didn't like.~ Will Rogers I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.~ Will Rogers I see where they are going to be more strict with these robbers; when they catch 'em from now on, they're going to publish their names.~ Will Rogers If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone, 'America died from a delusion that she has moral leadership'.~ Will Rogers It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought it made the Senators hot, you wait till you see what happens when the jackasses hear how they have been slandered.~ Will Rogers Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.~ Will Rogers The United States investigates everything -- usually after it's dead.~ Will Rogers There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.~ Will Rogers There is two types of Larceny, Petty and Grand. They are supposed to be the same in the eyes of the law, but judges always put a little extra on you for Petty, which is kind of a fine for stupidness.~ Will Rogers This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it costs to ship it to the asylums where it's read.~ Will Rogers Those tax-exempt bonds were put in so that a town or a state or a government could sell more bonds than it ought to.~ Will Rogers Tomorrow is Labor Day, I suppose set by Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us.~ Will Rogers We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there is a lot of hooey to it. There is a whole lot of all our past lives that wasn't so hot.~ Will Rogers We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for it.~ Will Rogers Your mothers get mighty shocked at you girls nowadays, but in her day, her mother was just on the verge of sending her to reform school.~ Will Rogers Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print