Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quoteShare via Email Print this Page Daily Quotes Archives2002-12-12 Dec 12, 2002A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.~ G. Gordon LiddyThe Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and time again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club.~ Dave Barry Dec 11, 2002The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.~ Art SpanderAnybody that wants the Presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.~ David Broder Dec 10, 2002I don't make jokes -- I just watch the government and report the facts.~ Will RogersThere's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.~ Will Rogers Dec 9, 2002Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.~ H. L. MenckenThe government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office.~ H. L. Mencken Dec 6, 2002Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.~ Alan CorenkPower corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.~ John Lehman Previous week's quotes Next week's quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print